Friday, September 10, 2010

No Pirates Allowed on the Bridge


There is so much wrong with picture that I totally dig it.  I like to imagine a world where girls have posters of this monstrosity above their beds.  Makes me laugh just thinking about it.  Pretty amazing that this actually made it in the paper.


Cliff notes of this weeks buffonery:
Disc Golf Record, Scarring and inspiring children, Killing the Pirate, Conquering a bridge in sandals, Hermosa 24,

Last wednesday I found out my friend Jimmy Dean Freeman would be running Thursday night from Brentwood all the way to Corona roughly 100k or 62 miles.   He was doing this so that he could inspire kids at the charter school for the 100 mile Club in 2 assemblies he was giving the next morning.  Jimmy was looking for a driver.  I told him to count me in as a back a plan, (knowing that Jimmy has a very strong network of friends,  I could offer a good deed but most likely not be held accountable.)  I had some bussiness to take care of Thursday in Long Beach and I needed to get some Disc Golf in.
Slow mo drive at Eldo
Slow mo Putt
Thursday morning I set the current speed record at El Dorado Disc Golf course while running barefoot.  I'm not sure what exactly the old record was but I had it.(I'm pretty much the only one stupid enough to be sprinting around the park).  The course was set up pretty easy. I was using some new plastic and couldn't get into a groove until the last 3 hole which I birdied to end up -4 in 10:38 running 1.52 miles in the process.  I got stuck behind a few groups which added some time. Being Barefoot definitely made me faster, it also gave me the ability to recover my stride when I would misstep on the numerous gopher mounds and tree roots through out the park.  If my game was on and few baskets were moved in a more direct line of the next tee I could see myself going sub 10 minutes, even closer to 9. Late in the afternoon I got a text from Jimmy saying my services were not needed but he invetied me to come meet the kids at the school anyway since I was running in a race to raise money for them in October.  Part of me was a little bummed I would not be part of an all night adventure but I ended up playing about 5 rounds of golf and would have been a mess by morning time.  I rarely act out on my good intentions and figured today would be no different.

When I got home from Long Beach, I was still pondering heading out to Corona.  I had no idea where I was suppossed to go.  I emailed the Kara Lubin the founder of  100 mile club I asked if she could please call me and give directions to the school and gave her permission to call me back at any hour.  It was only about 10 P.M. and I was beat. I went to bed with phone sitting about 1ft from head. (Sadly I forgot to turn the ringer on) I woke up thinking I was off the hook again. I stumbled downstairs to the coffee maker and saw the message light blinking on my Ooma (strange). It was Kara and she had called about 5 minutes after I passed out.  I returned her call instantly, got directions and was out the door showered with breakfast and coffee in hand in under 10 minutes. It was already after 7 and the first assembly was scheduled  for 8:15 and I was about 60 miles away.
 I got there as fast I could.  Laced up my Luna Sandals and made it to the first assembly about 5 minutes late, just as Kara was Finshing up  describing the 100 mile Endurance Challange that I would be participating in.  Next up was Jimmy.  After running all night to get there, it was amazing how well he interacted with the children.  He asked how many of you love running and nearly everyone of the Kindergarten to 2nd graders raised thier hands.  These kids looked fit.  The 100 mile club had been part of the culture at this school and it showed.  Jimmy got the kids all rilled up, he is an awesome motivational speaker and this kids were psyched to be part of the 100 mile club.
After speaking for a little while Jimmy introduced myself as well as Sally McRae (a super fit mom) who would also be running in the race.  The kid's loved Sally.  As for me I'm not sure the kids knew what to think.  I was still sporting my black eye and quite a scruffy looking beard.  I got some wide eyes when I told the kids I loved to run barefoot and would be running 100 miles in my sandals for them.  I explained that running should be fun and that keeping shoes off my feet makes running fun for me.   Jimmy asked the kids "Do you think Pat's gonna win the race?"  (decent applause) Then he asked "Do you think Sally is gonna beat Pat?" (roaring applause).  Seeing the kids was really cool.  I found out that the first mile of the race will take part at their school and will consist of 5 laps around it's field and we will be running with the students as they get closer to 100 mile goal for the year. (very cool)

About 15 minutes after the first assembly the second one began this time is was 2nd to 5th graders.  Once again Jimmy was on the ball  and these kids were digging everything he had to say and once again  Sally was definitely the crowd favorite. (I was cheering for her as well.)
While the other's slept Kara introduced me to her Horse.

After the second assembly Kara treated us to lunch.  We then headed over to her house where Jimmy and his crew could get about a 40 minute nap in before the final assembly of the day, which consisted of meeting the parents.  Needless to say once Jimmy was great and the parents were eating up everything he had to say.  The 100 mile club is not just for kids, it is for of everyone!  It invites parents of all athletic conditions to be active and choose a lifestyle that helps encourage their kids to achieve their goals.  It was really cool hearing testimonials from a few parents whos kid's had been in the program before.  They said it was life changing for thier kids.  Not only were they more confident, and more athletic the kids were excited about going to school and excited about running.

If you want to help Donate to the 100 mile club please click below.  
Me, Jimmy, Kara and Jimmy's crew after the last assembly


I got out of Corona at about 3:30 I had to head straight to Road Runner sports  to pick up some custom printed Sol-id  shirt's (my sponsor) and my racing bib for the Conquer the Bridge race to be held on Labor Day. Being docile all day made me a bit stir crazy. I did'nt need to get in a workout in but when I got home I could'nt resist doing a few fast miles at the track.  I sprinted out the door barefoot and shirtless for a nice 10k with a few sub 5 minute miles sprinkled in.

I went out and partied that night with some new friends from out of town that lasted well into the next morning.  Around 4 a.m. I shaved off my beard   (the pirate had walked the plank) in an effort to stupefy my sleeping guest.  The puzzled look on her face when she woke up was priceless. :)

Not Much happened Saturday it was supposed to a day of relaxation and getting all my faculties in order.  I  headed down to the beach for run but was all fogged in, so I decided to hit the sauna for a few hours while the sun burned off the marine layer.  By the time I left It was beautiful outside and the beach was packed.  My calves were a little tight from the fast miles the day before, so I ended up just cruising for an easy 5 mile soft sand run.  The weather was beautiful and I wanted to go farther but I was trying to save my legs for Mondays race.  These short races drive my crazy.  My weekly mileage drops in order to have fresh legs, and I usually don't make up that distance on race day (tapering sucks!)
Christian looks a lot taller on these billboards.

I had a leisurly Sunday morning.  My friend Christian Burke was attempting to break a Guinness record for most miles moving forward over sand during a 24 hour period.  The current record was 62 and Christian had put this event together to help raise money for the Hemosa Beach Education  Foundation.  Christian would be running on some of the softest sand in the world between the Hermosa and Manhattan Beach piers. (Bonus Fact:  In the 1920's the sand from Manhattan Beach was imported to Hawaii to help construct it's famed Waikiki beach in Honolulu)  He would start running at 12a.m. on Sunday and would not stop till 12a.m Monday and he would be doing it all barefoot.   When I first found out about Christians endeavor I was jealous.  I put more steps on that beach than anyone else and would love to have an adventure like this.  I orginally planned on running about 50k with my buddy but that was before the whole Conquer the Bridge oppertunity prsented itself.  I would only allow myself to do one lap with him on Sunday (about 3.5 miles). There is a chance that this may even become a competition next year and I if does you bet I shall be ready for the challenge

 Just as I was about to hit the beach to go join him I got a phone call from Barefoot Ted (the craftsman behind Luna Sandals) It was great to here from him.  We share a lot of the same philosophies and I have a lot to learn from BFT.  I wasn't prepared for his call and Ted has a way with words that doesn't cease.  I was eating it up but had too get down to the beach sooner than later.


Manhattan Beach Pier

I didn't end getting to the beach till about 3:30  and ended up pacing Christian on his 5th lap.  He was in good spirits as he tried to find his groove starring at the back of my ankles while stepping in each footprint I made in front of him.  We had a nice conversation running and giving back to the community.  Even If  you can not  donate to the Hermosa beach school's, Christian hopes to inspire others to think outside the box and to do what they can to help people in need.
Why is Johnny Depp in this picture?

I only ran one lap with Christian that day but told him I would be back after my race. I headed to the sauna for an hour and then home to make dinner and get some rest.


Dinner :
added a little heat 4 types of spicy peppers including Habanero's plus 3 types of hot sauce.  Yum


I set my alarm for 5a.m.  I thought about driving to the beach to check on Christian but it didnt happen.  It was my time now and I needed to focus on the race at hand.  I had a couple cups of coffee, 2 peanut butter and honey sandwiches and guzzeled down some NUUN.  I ended up getting to the race at about 6:45 (race starts at 8:05) the first person I saw there was my roomate.  I new I could pull a few strings with the race director and got my his entry compt.  It was his first race ever, he was real excited and I was stoked for him.
The race starts in San Pedro on Harbor blvd, from their you run about 1/2 mile to the Vincent Thomas Bridge.  It's about a 2 mile trip to other side, then it's straight back to the start.  My plan was to stay around a 5 minute mile on the flat and downhill portions and try to stay below a 6 minute mile during the climbs.  I figured I could beat last years winning time of 30:11 and really wanted to finish in under 30 minutes.
the Pic I got of the bridge stunk so here someone else's. 

Fortunate Dude
My family is awesome, they try to make it to as many of my races as possible and it means the world to me.  Thank you guys for coming to cheer me on.
While meandering around before the race I was approached by a bare footer (will call him, hmm) Barefoot Kenny. He was a real cool guy and was considering buying a pair of Luna's.  It turns out he new a little of racing history and we also shared some common friends. 

I was approached by about 30 or so people asking about my sandal's.  A few of them new I had won the P.V. marathon and some were even readers of my stupid blog.  I even had a whole running club of old ladies pose for a picture with me, things then got weird when they started rubbing my back for good luck. (whatever I'll take any loving I can get.)


About 2000 people showed up for the race.  I made my way up the front and was ready to go.  One of the news stations was filming the starting line, (normally I try to seize to oppertunity for tv coverage but I was there to race.)  After a few words from the race Director the the light turned green.

I jumped out the the starting line to a quick lead.  I stuck to my plan to stay below a 5 minute mile until I had to start climbing.  Through the first 1/2 mile I was cruising at about 4:30 pace.  I could here a group of High school kids behind me babble somthing like "Must catch Sweeney"  When I got to the bridge I felt good and was running the exact race I had envisioned, my only problem was there was another guy running stride for stride with me.  We took turns taking lead and on 2 seperate ocasions he accidently bumped the back of my feet, we were running so close.
I thought I could shake him on the climb but I could not.  Surprisingly on the decent I was able to stride it out for a very minimal lead.  Before the race had started I looked forward to enjoying the View off the Vincent Thomas, however my eyes never left the course.  (The road could have been lined with topless women and I never would have seen them)  
When I picture a bridge I think flat not hills.  That is not the case with Vincent Thomas.  It's just one big arch, and by the time you get to the top of it you are already running down the other side.   When we got to the 1/2 point I was only about 20 ft in the lead with the next guy a few 100 yards back.  It was time to climb right back up.  I was still running exactly how I planned I was doing my best, my body was proforming well and my feet in the luna sandals could not of been happier, but the dude in 2nd place was tenacious.

.  We were both well on pace to beat last years winning time and as we crested the top of the bridge and at about mile 4 I was no longer in first place. (doh)  I was spinning my legs as fast as could but not quite fast enough. When we came off the bridge he was a few hundred feet in front and I started closing in on him a bit but not nearly enough.  I gave it my best and came through the finish line in 2nd place with a time of 28:44

I found the winner shook his hand and congratulated him on running a great race.  I then waited for the the third place finisher and shook his hand as well.

A few minutes later my nephews came running up to congradulate me.  I love my family more anything and am always more than happy to give them a big hug.
The dude on the left is my roomate Jason.  He has only been running for a few months now.  So far he has lost about 45 lbs and plans to keep it going.  He finished this his first race in about 56 minutes.  I couldn't be more proud of the guy.  He was on cloud nine the rest day.  Way to go buddy.

People were very enthusiastic about my finish in Sandals.  My sister gets a kick of walking behind me and hearing all the strange comments made about her deranged brother.  As I was walking around after the race.  I saw my ex roommate Meghan, it turned out the guy who came in third was her Husband.(who I had met in the past but I did not recognize) He is a very accomplished tri-athlete and it was good to see both of them.  Sychronicity in action.
Luna Sandals
I found it interesting that the winner of the race was a guy from Mexico City wearing $150 running shoe's while the guy in Second place was some dumb ass from the beach of Southern California wearing traditional Mexican running sandals.  I really enjoyed the course and encourage anyone to give it a try next year.  I will be back next year and I will be faster.


Number 2 stinks (Like my attempt at some bathroom humor) I'd rather do my best an finish say 15th . I have been fortunate enough to have some success this summer and since I've started winning  it's hard to get excited about second place. (which has happened in my last 2 races)  All I can do is train harder and smarter.  I know I have plenty of room to get faster more efficient.  The silver lining of second place meant I didn't need to stick around for a trophy.
I took a few photo's with Race director slash friend Micheal Hogue and Daily Breeze reporter Jim Thomas.  After that I jogged to my car and it was straight to the beach to see how Christian was doing in the Hermosa 24.

I arrived at the boarder of Manhattan and Hermosa 30 minutes later at about 9.50 a.m. When I got to the strand I couldnt tell which direction Christian was.  I asked a few random people and they told me to head toward the Hermosa Pier.  My calves were extremely tight but I started to run south on the strand. No sign of Christian, eventueally I got to the pier and learned I had got some misinformation, oh well time to start back the other way.
By the time I found Chiristian  he was on mile 78.  He had set the world record at around 3a.m..  The entourage was growing and he was exicted that I had returned.  I told him all about my getting butt whipped at the Bridge as we made our way back to the pier.  His spirits were high and amazingly Christian seemed even fresher at mile 80 than he did at mile 15
Although behind his smile you knew his legs were killing him and the sand was taking it's toll on his feet.  The positive vibes from his friend's and the community were keeping him strong.


About 30 of Joined him for his last lap (including Batman).  As we crusied down the beach people stopped what they were doing to applaud Christian's effort.  Watching children thank Christian for punishing his body in order to raise money for them was very touching  (it makes me feel good inside just thinking about it).  The weather had been very good to him. The marine layer had kept the sun off the sand and the tempertures realtivly mellow.  It wasnt until the last mile that the sun poked it's way through, just in time for an awesome finish.
As we approached the Hermosa Pier for the last time.  The entourage dropped back, Christian sailed into the record books completeing over 83 miles in 24 hours.  Champagne was uncorked and finished before I could even turn my camera on. 100's of friend's, fans and press were their to congratulate him,  But all Christian wanted to do was hug his daughter.  She had ran one lap with him on Sunday,  had hardly slept that night, and  had gone out to do the the last lap with her father.  She was still out there running, on her way back from her dad's final lap.  The crowd parted and cheered her on as she ran into her fathers arms
What a special moment to witness!

I was truly proud of my friend.  If he aint the apidomy of a hero I don't know what is.

Kid's (and Dumb Ass'es) were lining up for his autograph
Yep I got one

what a good morning. The after party was just one hour away.

I had some time to kill and felt like punishing my body for getting 2nd in my race. (not really I love running and want to get faster)  I decided to gout for a fast 6.5 mile soft sand run in the sunshine.  My legs were gone but I managed to finish in under an hour.  Along the way some dude was hollering me "Smitty,  Smitty"  Who the hell is Smitty? I wondered.  The guy had read the article in the paper that day about me and got the names mixed up. (I think I'll use that name next time I check into a hotel to throw all the groupies off, lol).  After the run I hit the gym for a real quick trip to the sauna Jacuzzi and to shower up.  While there a buddy of mine said he saw cross the finish line at the bridge on the morning tv news.


Christian had been awake for over 30 hour's and after a few drinks he still had more composure than I did.  The after party was fun.   A lot of positive vibes were being shared and money was still being generated for the Hermosa's School's.

All in all it was another good weekend.  I'm not sure what my next race will be.  I'm the best man at a wedding on 9/11 so no racing this weekend but I am considering a last second entry into the Chimera 100k on 9/18.  It's probably not a smart decision but I am not exactly known for making rational choices.

Peace 





Monday, August 30, 2010

Becoming a Pirate














Cliff notes 
New job, black eye, lost a tooth,became an indentured servant, got 2 new sponsors, bachelor party, trail running in Lunas, got published, I now have an attorney,4 weeks without shaving.


Weekly recap.


Early last week I developed a toothache.  A filling had fallen out of one of my teeth and the nerve became exposed. I got in a few runs in but my rhythm was thrown off as I couldn't' avoid the the constant throbbing pain.  From Sunday to Wednesday I only got about 6 hours of sleep.  My main defense against the pain was chewing raw Garlic cloves and swishing bourbon around  painful area (both things I enjoy normally) but not at all hours of the day which put me in strange state of delirium. They  both provided temporary relief but were not the permanent solution I needed.  I went to the dentist on Wednesday.  My dentist is a runner and was excited to hear my exploits.  I proceeded to tell him about how me being a poor bastard without insurance and that I was looking towards a going to Tijuana  for dentistry if need be.  His conclusion was that the cavity was too close to the nerve for a root canal  and it was, time to rip the puppy out.  Between my beard and the missing tooth my quest to become less pretty is slowly transforming me a into pirate. I'm going toothless for a few months while it heels then I get to decide between a bridge or an implant. Both cost bank from my dentist. He suggested some sort of indentured servitude, where I could give his daughter running lessons or help out at her school.  (It's either that or start plundering the seven seas).  At least I got $5 back from the tooth fairy.

Running
I picked up a few new sponsors this week.  My entry fee as well as bonus entry for my roomate was compt for the upcoming Conquer the Bridge race.   My newest sponsor Sole I.D. was kind enough to give me a couple bucks to run in the race wearing their logo and some bonus cash if I win.  The company wants me to be involved with sales as well, I think it's a good product for children and I am happy to represent them.  I got to pick out some free clothes from road runner sports and will be racing in my custom Luna Sandals.  I also gained free entry into the Long Beach Marathon if I want it. Only problem is it's the week before the 100 mile endurance challenge and I want my body to be at it's best that day.  On Friday I learned that I got quoted in a book when I received a copy of The Barefoot Running Book signed by it's Author Jason Robillard.  So far I'm about 2/3 of the way through it and really dig the way Jason presents his practical advice to every day runners who want to give up their shoes.  I highly recommend this book to anyone,  it's a quick easy  read full of interesting information from mostly intelligent people. (me being the exception). The author is also a fellow Pastafarian and barefoot Ultra-runner. This is the Best book related to barefoot running  I've read since Born to run

Bachelor Party
The plan was to head down to Mexico, but there were to hurdles to get down there and make it happen.  A back up plan was quickly instigated.  We ended up taking my buddies Limo out to Palm Desert, for some debauchery.  My friend has house out there with a pool so we packed the Limo with booze and headed out Friday afternoon.  I didn't take any pictures  (I believe it is against California law to take pic's at a bachelor party anyway.) We did the usual Bachelor party stuff we got real drunk and sat around watching the Lifetime Network as we discussed our feeling with each other.  (and how jealous we all were because we were not getting married lol) Saturday morning still drunk I slipped on my Luna sandals and snuck out for a morning trail run in the near 100 degrees heat.  The sandal's worked so great that afternoon (in an effort to make room in my stomach for more libation's) took another run up a near by mountain.  This time I dragged a buddy with me but he couldn't hang and I was off my own. Sunday morning I was back again for a a final run,(still a little buzzed and dehydrated) I was flying  down the trail as the bourbon perspired it's way out of my system.  The bachelor party was pretty fun and I even ended up with a souvenir black eye.

Life of the party

 Today the body felt good.  Fueled by brussel sprouts and quinoa I ran a fast barefoot half marathon  on the beach staying around 8:30 pace.  I plan to do similar runs all week long. Tomorrow I'm hoping to get some miles in with my friend Christian Burke.  This Saturday Christian will be running for 24 hours straight Barefoot on the soft sand of the beach between the Manhattan and Hermosa pier's in what is known as the Hermosa 24 He is attempting to set a Guinness record for consecutive hours running on the beach and is raising money for his daughters school. Please visit his website or come on down to the Hermosa Pier from Sunday 9/5 at noon to Monday 9/6 at noon if you wish to donate some funds.  If all goes well Christian has a chance of clearing 100 miles during this time.  People are welcome to join him for a lap or 2 if you feel your tough enough. My original plan was to run around  50k with Christian but that was before I knew I would be racing on the bridge the next day.  I'll be around for awhile on Sunday and hope to make it for the last few hours of his adventure, after my race on labor day.

Trying to make a tough guy "pirate face"


 I'm not really into the whole rape, murder and plumage part of being a pirate (how bout run, love and play disc golf instead) but I am down with drinking grog and hot pirate women.




Arr u my Matey?
Who knows what this week will bring but whatever it is I'm looking forward to it.


Life is good.


Wednesday, August 25, 2010

My name is Mud

After the two races last weekend I was pretty spent.  I wasn't smart enough to relax.  I trained hard on Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday it cought up with me and I bonked during my beach run.  My body needed a rest so I cut the run short.  Thursday I decided not to run.  If you read my blog before you know what do if i'm not running. I headed out to El Dorado and played 5 and 1/2 rounds of Disc golf and my body felt great.  Friday I decided t o take off as well so that I could have freash legs for the L. A. Mud Run.
In order to accommodate as much people as possible their were 2 separate races held right after each other.  I wasn't quite sure which one would be the better option for me.  I had never raced in a mud run before so I had Jamba Juice sign me up for the later run which would give me an opportunity to watch and learn from the earlier racers.  I was planning there being a lot of mud, figuring the less clothes, the better and was hoping the course would be barefoot friendly.

The race took place at the Rose Bowl and would consist of a half mile obstacle course followed by a 5k loop around the stadium and adjoining golf course.  I had ran this loop before in the Stand for Hope 5k Charity Run and done very well. I arrived at about 7:30 a.m. the early race started at 9:00 a.m. and my race wasn't until 10:30.

Before scouting the course I checked in with my team and downed a couple of smoothies. It turns out there were just two mud pits.  Not at all what I expected.  Thre rest of the obstacles consisted of sliding on a wet tarp under barriers, going through a giant inflatable ball pit, hurdleing pylons, crawling through hula-hoops, running through car and inflatable tires and climbing over a stack of hay bails.  It was not at all what I expected. I had envisioned mud everywhere and it didn't even look like you had to get dirty. 

 My family met me out at the course at about 8:30.  My younger nephew Lucas was running in the kids race at 10:45 .We were all pretty excited and looking forward to a fun morning.  There were a lot people there.   Most of them were there just to have a good time about 5,000 people showed up to race and many of them wore costumes.
and I thought I was funny looking
The family and I found a good place to sit where we could watch and learn from the early racers. The guy who was in first place 1/2 way through the obstacle course was also a team Jamba Juice member.
They just kept coming it took about 15 minutes of non stop crawling action before everyone finally came through.  The plan for me was to get way in front of the crowd and use the tarp as a giant slip and slide.

We were having agreat time watching the first race.  I was amazed at the volume of people competeting.  They came in droves and it seemed like it was never going to end.  The weather was starting to heat up and I was starting to get fatigued just sitting around in the sun. I pounded a bottle of nuun and then headed to the finish line to see if Team Jamba could pull through.
Felipe Acevedo finished 3rd overall in the first race in 28:56
I went and grabbed my third smoothie and was ready for my turn on the course.
On the way over to the starting line I met some nice girls who were all wearing sockwa sand sock's (I was impressed).  I was still barefoot at the time and had not yet committed to wearing my vibrams.  I told them that I was there to win.  They told me they were there to get dirty. All of them were very sweet, we wished each other good luck and went are separate ways. 

I really wanted to go Barefoot but eventually I decided to error on the side of caution and use my Vibram Kso Treks.  I had also brought my standard Vbram Kso's.  I figured I would have better grip over the wet plastic man made barricades if I was shod.

  If you have any hope to win an event like this starting in the front is a necessity. I chatted with some other runners about my Vibrams and what they thought about Mud runs in general.  The race was seconds away from starting an I was still looking for pointers.  I figured I could probally hold my own in the run and needed to be aggressive in the obstacle course.

I jumped out to early lead as I approached the mud pit I somehow when the wrong direction and had to double back I only lost a couple of seconds but this early in the race it allowed about 4 runners to get in front of me.  The mud was only about 6 to 12 inches deep.  The correct strategy to get through is a bear crawl where your knees dont hit the ground.  For some dumb reason I pretty much did a belly flop straight into mud (the sub contious could'nt resist getting dirty) and judging by all the cuts on my knees I was not doing a bear crawl.  The consistency of the mud was not good, it was full of gravel and I was happy I had chose to wear the five fingers. .  You are suppossed to crawl but you can easily walk through it.  Its kind of on the honor system people are yelling at you to get down. whether you do it or not Is completely up to you.
Mud pit prior to the race
I was more than happy to get dirty in the mud but my efforts to get through it were far from graceful.  Once out of the mud there was about a 200 yard sprint where I could gain some ground.
After a short crawl through some hula hoops
I was back in the lead.
The ball pit was pretty easy to navigate since I was I the only one in it.  I flew through it in a couple steps and leaped out.
I had the tarp all myself. (This pick was taken before the first race.)  During the first race there were a bunch of staff pouring water on the tarp keeping it slick.  For my race nobody was there.  I ran, I dove, I hit the tarp where I saw a little moisture, slid about 10 feet and stuck. (I was hoping to go about 60 feet but at least it didn't burn me.)
The race was very unorganized.
The inflatable tires were pretty simple to get through.

At the second tarp there was pleanty of water.  I got through the 80 foot tarp in one massive slide. I was all smiles at that point. (I would have been content to spend the whole day there slipping and a sliding.)
By no means was I even close to perfect during the obstacles.  I charged as aggressively as I could but was very sloppy.  In between each impediment I was able to make up ground with my speed.  By the time we exited that part of the course I was running neck and neck with another runner.  My feet were very soggy in my Vibrams but could easily handle the 5k ahead of me.  The weather was warm (somewhere around 85).  I wanted to take the lead outright but this guy was really pushing the pace and there was a third guy right on our butts.

We exited the Rose Bowl in a 3 man group with me slightly in the lead.  The rest of the runners were nowhere to be seen.  I didn't wear my Garmin so I don't know the exact pace but it felt like we were doing around a 5 minute mile maybe faster.  There was a golf cart driving out in front of us carrying a couple guys filming the event. From the looks on their faces I could tell they were enjoying us duking it out.  

We held together for about 2 kilometers before one of the other 2 guys broke away from the pack.  I did my best to hang close with him but during the next 3 kilometers he gained about a 200 yard lead.  I was steady maintaining a sub 5:30 pace i'm guessing and was able to gain a comfortable lead over the 3rd guy.

The second time through the obstacles the course was in pretty bad shape.  I was probably a little slower than the first go around but was happy with effort I put forth.  This time I new not to slide on the first tarp and once again went flying on the second one. (with an even bigger smile)

I was able to gain a little bit of time on the leader but fell about 30 seconds short of the win, finishing in second place.  The winner was faster than me and ran a great race. My finishing time was 24:28. It was the second fastest time for the day out of around 5,000 participants (mostly people there just to have fun not race).  Because the three of us had pushed each other so hard during the run our times were all much faster than the first race winning time of 27:16.  
At the finish line my family was there rooting me on.  I ran with in about 5 feet of them, they were screaming my name and rooting me on.  I was focused on the finishing strong and didn't even hear or see them.
Luckily for the rest of my family I inherited all the funny looking genes
About a 1/2 hour after finishing the race I heard some people yelling at me.  It was the sockwa girls and they wanted know how I did.  Instead of being disappointed in me not getting first, they were impressed with my second place finish (which helped raise my spirits a bit)  They even stopped in the middle of the race for a photo. Earlier they told me that were out to get dirty and have good time. (It looked like they were succeeding at both.)


All week long my nephew Lucas was pumped up to be running in the kids race.  I was really excited to have my family there. This was the part of the day that looked forward to most.  Lucas is six years old and would be racing in the 4 to 8 year old division.  They would run the exact same 1/2 mile obstacle course that the adults raced on.  My nephews are the most important people in my life and anytime I get to spend with them I cherish.  Awhile back I asked  Lucas what he wanted to be when he grew up? His answer "an Uncle!" ( I love that kid with all my heart, I even love his brother (although his aspirations arent as ambitious, lol).  Lucas decided to wear the same uniform as his Unlce Pat, only difference instead of the vibram Five Fingers we taped a pair of van slip on's onto his feet.
Psyched up and ready to go.
I was stoked that they allowed me to run the course with Lucas, although I would forgo the mud and obstacles because I was on camera duty. I was also happy to be barefoot this time around.
I thought maybe he would belly flop like his uncle.  (Lucas is way too smart for that.)
Perfect technique 
Twins  
Lucas gave it his all.  I ran along side telling him how great he was doing. He never quit and passed a ton of kids near the finish.  I had never seen Lucas this intense before.  He giving it everything he had and I was very proud.
totally spent!
(brother Thomas is still full of energy)

But quick to smile

I thought it was kind of a bummer there was no real finish line for the kids and no awards.  It didn't faze Lucas.  He was quick to point out at the he got 4th place.  I'm really not sure how he came up with that number since there were a lot of other kids that finished in front of him but it didn't matter, I gave a high five and congratulated him on his fantastic 4th place finish.

Time to get festive and wait for the awards Ceremony

Do I make you Horny
(because I sell horns)
Yes I am a dude with a horn.
( I never claimed to be mature.)
Life is Good!

While waiting for the awards ceremony I ran into Feleipe, he informed me that
 being a member of team Jamba gave us access to the VIP tent with FREE BEER!

I snuck away from the family,  five minutes later I had drank 2 Stella's and ate a Vegetarian California Pizza Kitchen sandwich.  I grabbed my sister a BBQ Chicken salad and I was out of there before my family new I was gone.


The awards were still lagging so I grabbed Felipe and headed back to the VIP tent for a Dos Equis (I mean Jamba Juice).

I snuck out of the VIP tent beer in hand (shh) and got to the awards ceromony just as they called my name as the wiinner. (huh)  The race organizers did not have a clue what was going on.  They were suposed to have special awards for the top 3 finishers which they did not.  Somehow I ended up with a 1st place medal for my age division and a second place medal for my overall finish.  One of the dude's was actually pretty nice and gave me a free shirt for the troubles.
I'm number 2
By the time the race 2nd race was over Jamba Juice had closed up shop.  This would be my last race for them this summer. Time to get Hydrated
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It was a beautiful day. Since this was the innagraul LA. Mud Run at the Rose Bowl I'll cut them a little slack but the race was not very well organized, the obsatcles were dangerous the event was under staffed and the mud was pretty crappy (My knees got pretty bloodied up).  I would not have been happy if I had to pay the $50 to compete.

On the other hand the race was free for me, I got couple free shirts, a couple medal's, free beer, free food, and best of all I gotta  spend some time with my family.  Watching my nephew race, and seeing his confidence soar afterwards is priceless and really made the day special for me.
A few days after the race I packaged one of my medal's in and envelope addressed to Lucas along with a letter from the L.A. Mud run congratulating him on his 4th place finish.  I told him it had arrived in mail.  Needless to say he was very excited and already looking forward to another race.

I got out  of there by about 1:30 p.m.. Instead of heading home to shower and rest.  I headed straight to the beach.  I had lost the race because I was not fast enough to win.  If I want to get faster I need to train harder. The beach was packed and I was getting a lot of strange looks (not uncommon). It wasn't until I finished my run that I realized I still had my number pinned to my shorts. (at least nobody beat me at the beach)  I had a great run and it was time to hit the sauna.

To cap off the the day My buddy picked me up in his limo and it was off to have some sushi and drinks. 

I could of ate the whole thing.

It ended up being a pretty tame night.  I saw a few friends at the bar's and was home by a reasonable hour so that I could be back running on the beach Sunday morning.

Next Up
Conquer The Bridge September 6th
A there and back 5 mile bridge race on the Vincent Thomas.